ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND
LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN
TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY
AND TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MA-A-A-A-AINE
(Source: saradises)
f is for friends who dont talk to you
(Source: slimed)
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
I can’t imagine how it must feel when you’re a band playing to thousands of your fans and that one moment where the whole crowd is singing your song and you just stand there looking out at them with your mic pointing into the crowd, seeing everyone completely stuck in that moment. The feeling bands must get when that happens must be incredible. I know as a fan, it blows my mind when I’m right there a part of it, so to be a band in that position, is unthinkable.
(Source: emilyyoumeatisx)
A gay male couple adopt a child named Richard just so they can say “Well you know, our Dick’s getting bigger!” at family gatherings
I’m an ass man. I’m a big fan of butts and women with butts. Also, my physical form is composed entirely of rear ends. I’m a shifting mass of ass. A bottom beast. Booty buddy. What I’m saying is, I am a living entity made up of just behinds